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Click here to stop receiving the evening edition. | | Tonight they're having a big benefit that is bothering Fox News on NBC for the victims, with all the stars from New York and New Jersey – Billy Joel, Bruce Springsteen, Bon Jovi. On FOX they said 'where are the conservative performers?' That's right, that's what would help so much. 'Thank you Bruce Springsteen. And now a dramatic reading from the Starr Report by John Voight and the remaining Oakridge Boy.'
Bill Maher Print | Comment | Tweet It | Facebook It | | Sponsor Fuel your need for speed! Share your opinion now and get entered to win a brand new 2013 Chevy(R) Camaro(R) SS Or choose to take $50,000 cash instead! Click to get started! | | President Obama canceled the annual White House Halloween party. He didn’t want to; he just didn’t want to risk a trick-or-treater asking him a question about Libya.
Jay Leno Print | Comment | Tweet It | Facebook It | | You folks ready to vote? On the bright side, after Tuesday we'll finally be rid of at least one candidate. That's good news.
David Letterman Print | Comment | Tweet It | Facebook It | | Yesterday in Virginia, Mitt Romney criticized President Obama for making puns about his name, like 'Romnesia.' Then he said, 'I mean it’s just an 'Obamanation.'
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